I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.
Dinosaurs could have been able to write, what if a large astroid didn’t kill them they just changed into cave men and learned everything. What if they never did exist and the astroid belt was really a planet and the planet moved wrong making everyone there evacuate to earth and there bones contorted and moved killing them. Or what if it was us in the future fucking with the present
"I would NEVER have guessed you had anxiety and depression issues ! You’re always so confident and everything !”
I’ll be ok. I just need time to be sad.
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
first you tell me to shut up and now you rush me into an art trade that you are not even fuckin involved in that i can’t even remember how about you shut the fuck up you useless half cooked cookie dough stained sardine
LADIES LADIES YOURE BOTH OKAY LOOKING IT’S WHAT’S ON THE INSIDES THAT COUNTS.